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引用第1423楼飘泊的尘埃于2008-03-31 12:13发表的  :
Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only In America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only In America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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撒子意思看不懂哦

Manager      :  Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

引用第1425楼飘泊的尘埃于2008-03-31 12:14发表的  :
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.

日白得很哦

Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"  
Girl   : "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Girl   : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."

引用第1428楼飘泊的尘埃于2008-03-31 12:14发表的  :
Manager      :  Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

看得懂几个

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

引用第1430楼飘泊的尘埃于2008-03-31 12:14发表的  :
Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"  
Girl   : "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Girl   : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."

One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.

Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.